So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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