Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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