well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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