oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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