We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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