i permit you to call me
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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