Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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