Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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