Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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