69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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