1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
