he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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