There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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