She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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