this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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