She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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