what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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