do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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