Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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