I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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