I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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