Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
it was like eating out sand paper
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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