I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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