your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
