it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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