I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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