Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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