There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
