I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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