I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My penis needs a shock collar
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Pooping to opera.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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