i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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