Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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