Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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