Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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