I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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