'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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