Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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