playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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