What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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