i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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