he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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