just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I am mentally ready for anal.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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