I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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