google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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