At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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