im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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