they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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