it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm really busy with my period
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