So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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