The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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