I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he told me I talked like a deaf person
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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